The "White Pele" signs a publishing deal that will see him deliver five books over the next 12 years. Thankfully for all that time at the typewriter, Roonaldo will be paid five million pounds.
I may be underestimating the penly powers of the Manchester United forward, but I doubt that any of these will be psychological thrillers, historical novels or fiery challenges to the musings of Professor Stephen Hawking…
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